market cap (fake): W$0  ·  free crowd vs paid markets at T-24h: 0 wins, 0 losses, n=0  ·  no real money. ever. Wool (W$) has no value.  ·  ad slot rate card: $10,000,000 / week  ·  the house always loses  ·  baa

Advertise

One ad on the homepage per day. Dismissable. Seen by people who think money is a meme.

Rate card

Homepage slot, one week, exclusive.

$10,000,000 / week
  • Price is firm. No volume discounts.
  • Payment by card. The card will be declined.
  • We have never sold a slot and we never will, because we do not accept real money.

Free slot

Businesses submit themselves. A mod approves. One approved business per day, picked at random. Rules: no crypto, no adult, no gambling. Real gambling, that is. We are the fake kind.

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